Just a Short Update of My 2015 Goal

Earlier in the year I set a very reasonable goal for myself. My goal was to go from 5'5" in height to 5'8". So far, and on occasion, I manage to get to 5'6 but it seem I've hit a plateau. I tried everything. I run (from the dark, scary bathroom to my room so the house ghost won't get me), I even tried a new diet (eating properly seasoned, delicious food wherever I want, whenever I want) but nothing works! I am at my wits end. I need to get to my set height before my birthday in November. I was thinking, however, about doing this new stretching thing I see the stars doing now to achieve great height. I'm not sure what it involves or if its safe or if I won't grow a second eye or something I guess I'll give it a go. I mean guys come on! If Kim K is doing it and she went from 5'3" to a staggering 5'7" I can do it too!


I tend to write spoof pieces about a certain topic in ways to help me cope with them. By turning around something I was told recently into a satirical thought piece I am symbolically giving that person the lovely finger.